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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13903

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
George Orwell

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Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
Homer

Quote #7337

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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
Cicero

Quote #19833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.
W. Allingham

Quote #10020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
Herodotus

Quote #1433

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In peace, children inter their parents war violates the order of nature and causes...
Margaret Cho

Quote #19994

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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that...
Paul Gauguin

Quote #3607

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
CaddyShack

Quote #3772

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
Reinhold Niebuhr

Quote #1458

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
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