Quote #9962
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #5608
Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
Quote #2517
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #20594
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #3726
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Quote #11938
It is no use saying We are doing our best. You have got to...
Quote #5832
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
Quote #21637
I’ve never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
Quote #4747
I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...