Quote #9067
It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological...
Quote #1593
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
Quote #14271
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #12932
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Quote #1837
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #21475
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #2261
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #17518
Not even the gods fight against necessity.
Quote #11284
Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were...