Quote #14843
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
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History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more...
Quote #18429
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #13278
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #7625
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
Quote #17916
I would advise you to keep your overhead down avoid a major drug habit...
Quote #18380
Character is what you are when no one is looking.
Quote #2135
Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #5295
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
Quote #4858
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...