Quote #17064
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #8543
We are more wicked together than separately. If you are forced to be in...
Quote #16963
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #2159
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
Quote #8967
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #14031
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #12366
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
Quote #12130
I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #8470
A man who is ‘of sound mind’ is one who keeps the inner madman...