Quote #12248
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #21661
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #8754
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #1985
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #14107
Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and...
Quote #2903
He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers...
Quote #18533
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #19589
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Quote #9687
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...