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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
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How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
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Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
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There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem,...
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to...