Quote #19869
We do not destroy religion by destroying superstition.
Quote #11774
Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
Quote #20205
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Quote #16731
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Quote #7090
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #13087
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #5220
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Quote #2756
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #21285
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.