Quote #20923
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
Quote #11706
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #16690
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
Quote #20095
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #20018
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20526
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it...
Quote #14882
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #659
A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Quote #8268
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for...