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Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
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In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...