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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be...
Quote #3338
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
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It’s too much to ask one to love his enemy. Let’s compromise on forgetting...
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You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
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The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what...
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #18838
Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer the secret of redemption lies in...