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I never thrust my nose into other men’s porridge. It is no bread and...
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Life is too short for traffic.
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI...
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All the fundamental concepts which make up the kind of people we are today...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #18399
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #4818
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...