Quote #12486
Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #12750
The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another’s...
Quote #4666
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can’t get them across, your ideas...
Quote #12601
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age...
Quote #14041
I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...