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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Robert Wilensky

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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
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He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
William Congreve

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Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Doris Wild Helmering

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A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
J. C. Watts

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Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20247

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Character develops itself in the stream of life.
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There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Clevand Amory

Quote #10048

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
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