Quote #5146
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #5704
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #18531
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #5674
There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #5307
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice take each man’s censure but...
Quote #16233
Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
Quote #1429
In soft regions are born soft men.
Quote #1303
A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary...