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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Thomas Edward Bodett

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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Sophocles

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Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.
Albert Einstein

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There was this huge world out there, independent of us human beings and standing...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

Quote #19293

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Bulgarian Proverb

Quote #21044

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Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Roy Croft

Quote #12234

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I love youNot only for what you areBut for what I amWhen I am...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15780

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I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as...
Pearl Bailey

Quote #6626

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Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12068

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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