Quote #15118
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
Quote #15702
We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #15074
True refinement seeks simplicity.
Quote #4054
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #13734
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #13961
War will cease when men refuse to fight.
Quote #11476
Change is the end result of all true learning. Change involves three things First,...
Quote #5225
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #7551
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...