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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...
Quote #8778
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
Quote #17873
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Quote #3211
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
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Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #12948
Life can’t ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for...
Quote #4555
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #8555
An action will not be right unless the will be right for from thence...