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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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The corporation has evolved to serve the interests of whoever controls it, at the...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
Charles Krauthammer

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Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
Euripides

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A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we...
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My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Frank Sinatra

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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Josh Billings

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Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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