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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...
Quote #5153
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Quote #19999
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #15341
Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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It is only the ignorant who despise education.
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Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #19022
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.