Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #21310
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Quote #17500
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Quote #2071
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Quote #20035
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #19555
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know....
Quote #4818
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #12212
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...
Quote #10491
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
Quote #7342
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.