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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will...
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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
Quote #10588
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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If we live, we live if we die, we die if we suffer, we...
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There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
Quote #4234
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...