Quote #4067
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #9600
I must follow him through thick and thin.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #792
Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.
Quote #21470
If you’re here for four more years or four more weeks, you’re here right...
Quote #19765
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Quote #12026
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...