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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...
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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being...
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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Quote #19925
Et tu, Brute. You also, Brutus.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.