Quote #12523
To receive everything, one must open one’s hands and give.
Quote #13457
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
Quote #2067
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #5129
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #18454
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Quote #5547
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #20142
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #8719
Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and...
Quote #14022
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.