Woody Allen Quote #2290 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Quote #20710 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
Joe Martin Quote #20894 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
Mark Twain Quote #1608 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Spiro T. Agnew Quote #9571 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quote #21133 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
William Arthur Ward Quote #6658 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths feels your fears...