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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #19758
All that counts in life is intention.
Quote #7409
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
Quote #10940
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #10036
Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is...
Quote #3030
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
Quote #11689
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #21519
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each...