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Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #805
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
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Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...
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Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
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A book … unlike a television program, moving picture or any other ‘modern means...
Quote #8963
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.