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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13734

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
David Grayson

Quote #6683

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Henry Adams

Quote #9827

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.
Harriet Beecher Stowe

Quote #21379

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
Vic Gold

Quote #20333

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Saint Augustine

Quote #10306

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Trey and Matt Stone Parker

Quote #21140

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7269

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #522

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges,...
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