Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #21183
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #10343
Everything that exists is in a manner the seed of that which will be.
Quote #10935
I think it’s more important to be fit so that you can be healthy...
Quote #7448
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #20095
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #19832
It is a true saying that One falsehood leads easily to another.
Quote #4019
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and...
Quote #10922
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
Quote #2841
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.