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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all...
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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his...
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Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
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A Human Thought is an actual Existence, and a Force and Power, capable of...
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Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to...
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As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men’s minds more seriously than...
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...