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It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
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All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion...
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
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Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
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The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
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The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those...
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.