Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #20808
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #17589
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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From a fallen tree, all make kindling.
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We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a...
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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Quote #19636
She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she...