Quote #15907
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
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Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
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An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
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Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be...
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What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
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Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #6246
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #15825
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...