Quote #8660
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #16917
Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
Quote #15928
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #902
There is no disinfectant like success.
Quote #20112
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can’t last.
Quote #3434
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #10643
The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Quote #15411
Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...