Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #14316
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
Quote #10931
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #15388
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Quote #7088
Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant–the digitalis of failure.
Quote #4792
None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Quote #1325
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Quote #16783
But respect yourself most of all.
Quote #2377
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.