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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
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It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
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It is not what they take away from you that counts. It’s what you...
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We have met the enemy and it is us.
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What is genius, anyway, if it isn’t the ability to give an adequate response...
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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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In wealth many friends in poverty, not even relatives.
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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and...