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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for...
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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Things don’t change, but by and by our wishes change.
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The future ain’t what it used to be.