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Of what shall a man be proud, if he is not proud of his...
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There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
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A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
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Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...
Quote #20691
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #15356
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
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Slight not what’s near, while aiming at what’s far.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...