Quote #17865
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #11964
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around...
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #20138
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #5439
Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o’ the milk of...
Quote #12818
My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there’s a kind of simplicity...
Quote #14892
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #13986
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.