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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Benjamin Disraeli

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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
Tommy Smothers

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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
H.L. Mencken

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Charles Spencer

Quote #21473

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Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Jim Hightower

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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Jean Iris Murdoch

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The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...
Oscar Wilde

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One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...
James Reston

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This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs they are foreign and will not...
Amanda Medinger

Quote #15595

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Feeling passionate about something is like getting a peak at your soul smiling back...
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