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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of...
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In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
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There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought...
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When you’re young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.
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In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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An answer is always a form of death.
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In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.