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It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down...
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Getters don’t get–givers get.
Quote #19977
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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There’s a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he’s under it.
Quote #3656
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #4652
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...