Quote #14101
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #5838
For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much...
Quote #8964
Get what you can and keep what you have that’s the way to get...
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #446
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #12983
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #5152
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #2222
Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can...
Quote #16858
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....