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There’s nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility is being...
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
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Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...