Quote #12403
I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
Quote #15087
The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
Quote #8745
When you make the finding yourself – even if you’re the last person on...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #16545
He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
Quote #12972
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #12007
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #17836
Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately,...
Quote #19148
Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life’s...