Quote #3462
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #21272
Our repentance is not so much regret for the ill we have done as...
Quote #2628
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Quote #13259
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Quote #4129
History is a vast early warning system.
Quote #7994
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist...
Quote #19442
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
Quote #12715
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.