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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
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Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
Quote #1379
A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe...
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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who...
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As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #21549
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
Quote #19666
Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.