Quote #8028
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #8400
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
Quote #3170
Sometimes we may learn more from a man’s errors, than from his virtues.
Quote #18322
Blessed are the cracked For they shall let in the light.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #8500
Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy...
Quote #3139
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Quote #18339
Competition between individuals sets one against the other and undermines morale, but competition between...
Quote #7577
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Quote #2739
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...