Quote #7165
Bad is never good until worse happens.
Quote #439
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #13302
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Quote #6246
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #19889
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form...
Quote #503
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #21757
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #9197
One does not adopt a new idea, one slips into it.
Quote #17027
Success is not to be pursued it is to be attracted by the person...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...